Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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