Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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