She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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