weddingsv make me drug and hornr
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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