I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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