is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is it penis luge time yet?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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