wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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