I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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