Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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