worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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