what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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