Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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