yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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