So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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