I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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