Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My dick has a subreddit
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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