Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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