keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i want to swaddle you in tequila
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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