So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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