There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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