What should our trivia night team be named?
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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