Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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