I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
