Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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