i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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