a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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