this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Small penises have feelings too.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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