That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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