Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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