When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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