Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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