there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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