I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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