I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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