I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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