What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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