come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
accomplished twins. life is a go
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
