he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So many bounce houses so little time
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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