He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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