So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
love makes seman taste better
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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