Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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