just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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