is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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