Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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