Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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