About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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