I want to walk on stilts...naked
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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