All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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