She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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