The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Vodka?
Forever.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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