Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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