I forgot how hot balto sounded
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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