we have officially lost it.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
false alarm, still single
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