Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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