Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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